WACO, T.X. -- An insane cult of right wing religious fanatics has halted the MLB season after an assault on their compound killed pretty much all of them.
David Koresh, chairman or whatever-the-fuck of the Branch Davidians nutcase cult was sieged by federal authorities today in some weird fucked up event that no one really understands, so fuck it, but whatever, there was some weird, bizarre shit happening that probably involved child fucking so whatever.
Play will resume tomorrow. The Giants took 3 of 4 from Atlanta in the series.
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