Bonds Snaps at Spring Training

HORTON, ARIZONA -- Giants new free agent acquire Barry Bonds went absolutely ape shit after

the team lost their final Spring Training game.

"I WANT A MOTHER FUCKIN' CROWN, BITCH,"  Bonds screamed.  "WIPE THAT GOOFY FUCK SMILE OFF YOUR FACES.  I WANT ALL THESE SPRING TRAINING INVITEES CUT NOW.  GET THESE ROOKIES OUT OF HERE."

"AND THIS NEW PUNK MANAGER BETTER GROW UP TOO.  WE SUCKED DONKEY DICKS THIS SPRING TRAINING AND I AIN'T DOWN WITH IT.  SO LETS GO TO ST. LOUIS AND SMEAR TORRE'S DICK IN THE DIRT.  AND IF OZZIE SMITH DOES A BACK FLIP ON THE FIELD, TEAR HIS ACHILLES WITH YOUR TEETH."

"I WILL NOT LOSE THIS MOTHER FUCKIN SEASON."