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Thursday, February 13, 2014

Police Seek Clues in Dodgers Fan Slaying

SAN FRANCISCO -- Area police are asking Giants fans to help solve the mystery of a brutal slaying which occurred just blocks from Candlestick Park on Wednesday night.  

Jason Rowlin, a 23-year-old wigger and diehard Dodgers fan from Echo Park, Los Angeles, was found dead in a small ravine Thursday night, after police believe he ingested bleach.

Rowlin had been partying at Tippee's Tavern on 104th Street, talking shit to an entire bar packed with Giants fans, hitting on girls, and even claiming he could prove that the Giants' new slugger had been taking steroids.

"The kid was being very obnoxious, so we all ignored him.  But suddenly he went out to his car -- which was an old Cutlass on rims, I believe, and pulled out these medical files which purportedly showed proof Bonds had been juicing.  We all laughed because Bonds steals like a hundred bases a year, so there's no way he was doing this, " Dale Stewart, a bar patron said.

Surveillance tape shows Rowlin taking a piss moments before his death.  He then came back to the bar and did five shots - straight.  Police believe somebody had spiked the shots with bleach while he was in the bathroom.

The medical files were never recovered.  Ironically, Barry Bonds is a part owner of Tippee's Tavern and is a close friend of the manager who was there at the time.  Somehow Rowlin had nearly walked a mile after ingesting the substance and even managed to cut off his genitals and beat himself up badly before he collapsed, face down in the ravine.  Barry Bonds is offering a $10,000 reward for any tip that helps solve the case.


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